Monthly Archives: April 2013

Death to Always-Online DRM

Death to Always-Online DRM Imagine if your car wouldn’t start without an electronic leash from Ford or Toyota’s computer servers. If your mp3 player or ebook reader wouldn’t work because you were in a concrete building. If your guns wouldn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Online Gaming, Politics, Video Gaming | 1 Comment

A Review of the Bundle Stars ‘Bundle #6 – Catnip’

A Review of the Bundle Stars ‘Bundle #6 – Catnip’ For a change of pace I’m reviewing an indie games bundle that has more than a mayfly’s lifespan left before closing. Check out Bundle Stars for lots of cheap games; … Continue reading

Posted in Adventure, First-Person, Online Gaming, Puzzle, RPG or thereabouts, Tower Defense, Video Gaming | 4 Comments

26 Ridiculous Things People Googled to Find This Stupid Site

26 Ridiculous Things People Googled to Find This Stupid Site I uncover a lot of fascinating things when people use search engines to find my site. From people who don’t know what GameFAQs is to perverted nincompoops who think Wartune … Continue reading

Posted in Comedy, Film, Self-Indulgent Nonsense You Can Safely Ignore, Video Gaming | 3 Comments

BioShock Infinite is Badly-Designed and Badly-Written Prolefeed

BioShock Infinite is Badly-Designed and Badly-Written Prolefeed BioShock Infinite is being praised for its tight gameplay and brilliant story. I found it to be a poor man’s Dishonored and lacking in both combat and plot. I’ll address each separately. The … Continue reading

Posted in Fantasy/Sci-Fi, First-Person, Politics, This isn't just a video game this is ART you wouldn't understand it you plebian filth, Video Gaming | 17 Comments

God Hand Sucks

God Hand Sucks Gamers are a superstitious and cowardly lot. They’re a group of greedy, needy, weak-willed cowards who demand entitlement and see a conspiracy around every corner. So when the well-respected gaming journalist website IGN refused to bow down … Continue reading

Posted in Beat-Em-Up, Video Gaming | 13 Comments