Monthly Archives: March 2014

Cursed Balloons: Casual, But Not Bad

Cursed Balloons: Casual, But Not Bad Cursed Balloons is a free browser game in which the player shoots arrows at the rising helium globes at the right of the screen. The object is to hit every balloon of certain colors … Continue reading

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Don’t Step On the White Shark — Not Worthy

Don’t Step On the White Shark — Not Worthy Don’t Step On the White Shark is a casual game you can play in your browser. It presents the player with a corridor full of black and white tiles and requires … Continue reading

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Slot and Dragons: Too Random, But Definitely Enjoyable

Slot and Dragons: Too Random, But Definitely Enjoyable Slot and Dragons is a Puzzle Quest kinda deal. Objects appear in lines at random, and it’s your job to make something of them in order to fight your enemies. This game … Continue reading

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Galaxy Storm: It’s Just Galaxian

Galaxy Storm: It’s Just Galaxian Oh hey, it’s Galaxian. You know, the precursor to the more famous Galaga.

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Orion’s Gold – Capable iPad Arcade Action

Guest article by Erik Harmon. ———- Orion’s Gold – Capable iPad Arcade Action Platform: IOS (iPad only) Price: $0.99 USD https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/orions-gold/id810223575?ls=1&mt=8 In the interest of disclosure: this review was (minimally) compensated. I was supplied with a promo code so that … Continue reading

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Birdy Tap: Flappy Bird is Trash; Get Over It

Yes, I’m reviewing another one of these. Continue reading

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South Park: The Stick of Truth

South Park: The Stick of Truth South Park can be funny, but it has its faults. The jokes are unrepentantly juvenile and often predictable. The “lesson” of each episode is obviously drawn upon whatever political beliefs Parker and Stone want … Continue reading

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Bridge ME – Casual, but Playable

Bridge ME – Casual, but Playable Bridge ME is a casual one-button game in which the player holds down that one button to build a stack of blocks to cross pits that appear them. The idea is to build them … Continue reading

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