Category Archives: First-Person

Attack on Titanfall – This Game Isn’t Very Good

Attack on Titanfall – This Game I sn’t Very Good Titanfall is Call of Duty with giant robots. If that sounds like the coolest thing ever to you, go buy it and ignore the rest of this review. For everyone … Continue reading

First-Person, Online Gaming, Video Gaming

The Top 10 Best Video Game Videos of 2013

The Top 10 Best Video Game Videos of 2013 It’s that time of the year again! Here are ten videos that I liked. In some kind of order. As usual, if any of the videos have been taken down, let … Continue reading

Comedy, Fighting Games, First-Person, Hardware, VGCW, Video Gaming

Indie Games That Don’t Suck: Depth

Indie Games That Don’t Suck: Depth I began this article by attempting to review all of the entries in the “ Experimental Game Pack 01 ”. This failed when I realized my utter incompetence at reviewing that half of the … Continue reading

First-Person, Indie Games That Don't Suck, Platformer, Puzzle, Video Gaming

A Review of the Bundle Stars ‘Bundle #6 – Catnip’

A Review of the Bundle Stars ‘Bundle #6 – Catnip’ For a change of pace I’m reviewing an indie games bundle that has more than a mayfly’s lifespan left before closing. Check out Bundle Stars for lots of cheap games; … Continue reading

Adventure, First-Person, Online Gaming, Puzzle, RPG or thereabouts, Tower Defense, Video Gaming

BioShock Infinite is Badly-Designed and Badly-Written Prolefeed

BioShock Infinite is Badly-Designed and Badly-Written Prolefeed BioShock Infinite is being praised for its tight gameplay and brilliant story. I found it to be a poor man’s Dishonored and lacking in both combat and plot. I’ll address each separately. The … Continue reading

Fantasy/Sci-Fi, First-Person, Politics, This isn't just a video game this is ART you wouldn't understand it you plebian filth, Video Gaming

The Top 10 Best Video Game Videos of 2012

The Top 10 Best Video Game Videos of 2012 I know that I spoke previously of the pointlessness of Top Whatever lists, but they bring in the traffic, so I’m gonna be a total hypocrite and present the best video … Continue reading

Comedy, Fantasy/Sci-Fi, First-Person, Politics, Video Gaming

8 More More Video Game Memes I Actually Like

8 More More Video Game Memes I Actually Like I’m stressed out because today is the day that Nostradamus prophesied Lavos would send Terminators back in time to cause the Second Impact. My internet doctor says I need to keep … Continue reading

Comedy, First-Person, Memes, Video Gaming

Stupid Crap About the Gaming Industry

A year ago, everyone knew what the best-selling game of 2012 would be. Every Call of Duty game receives more pre-orders than the previous, each one breaks new records, and each one is forgotten in a few months when advertisements … Continue reading

First-Person, Ramblings, Video Gaming

Quantum Conundrum and Qube: Two Good Games Inspired by Portal

Portal . Now that that’s out of the way, we can talk about these two first-person puzzle games starting with "QU" involving gloves. 2012′s Quantum Conundrum is the brainchild of Kim Swift, who previously worked on both Left 4 Dead … Continue reading

Fantasy/Sci-Fi, First-Person, Platformer, Puzzle, Video Gaming

Half-Life: Best Game Ever Made?

Half-Life is a 1998 first-person shooter video game from Valve. It was their first game, and a highly ambitious one at that. It avoids the (Even in the 90s) omnipresent video game cliché of grunting space marines blowing up aliens … Continue reading

Fantasy/Sci-Fi, First-Person, Video Gaming