Category Archives: Pay-to-Win

How to Fix MOBAs and How Blizzard Already Did It

How to Fix MOBAs and How Blizzard Already Did It Pictured: Average MOBA player Why are MOBA players such titantic pricks? MOBAs are still gigantically popular despite being frustrating to play and despite their objectively horrible communities. Somehow they manage … Continue reading

League of Legends, Online Gaming, Pay-to-Win, Video Gaming

Galaxy Storm: It’s Just Galaxian

Galaxy Storm: It’s Just Galaxian Oh hey, it’s Galaxian. You know, the precursor to the more famous Galaga.

Android, Commissioned, LEE YOU SOLD OUT I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN, Pay-to-Win, Shmups, Video Gaming

A Review of Magic: Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014

A Review of Magic: Duels of the Planeswalkers 2014 I played Magic: The Gathering around 1994 when it first became popular. Then I quit when Visions came out, after I realized that my family was poor. But I always appreciated … Continue reading

Android, Fantasy/Sci-Fi, Online Gaming, Pay-to-Win, Puzzle, Video Gaming

Fantasy Defense: Pneumonia Edition

Fantasy Defense: Pneumonia Edition While writing this article a couple weeks ago, I was under the impression that touchscreen controls were just terrible. A poor man’s mouse and keyboard. But there is one genre I’ve found they’re pretty good for, … Continue reading

Android, Animu, Fantasy/Sci-Fi, Pay-to-Win, Tower Defense, Video Gaming

Fantasica: Soulless Free-to-Play and Pay-to-Win Garbage

Fantasica: Soulless Free-to-Play and Pay-to-Win Garbage Here’s a working business model: Take the proven success of the hamster wheel method of gaming (slow progression through tedious busywork), add timers to make players come back every day instead of spending a … Continue reading

Android, Animu, Online Gaming, Pay-to-Win, Tower Defense