And my overwrought responses. Oh hey, it’s time for another one of these articles. I could have sworn this was a video game site.
# of bones fantasica
This terrible game made a lot of "bones" all right.
Cursed Balloons : Casual, But Not Bad
Cursed Balloons is a free browser game in which the player shoots arrows at the rising helium globes at the right of the screen. The object is to hit every balloon of certain colors while avoiding others, and your ammunition is limited in every level. Games like this have quite a long history. The oldest I can think of off the top of my head is Bow and Arrow , a Windows 3.1 title. They have become even more common in recent years as the popularity of in-browser casual games increased. Cursed Balloons is more challenging and aesthetically pleasing than most.
Don’t Step On the White Shark — Not Worthy
Don’t Step On the White Shark is a casual game you can play in your browser. It presents the player with a corridor full of black and white tiles and requires the player to press 1-4 on the keyboard (or use a mouse for slower but more accurate control) to step only on the black tiles, as touching a white tile will result in a game over. There are three modes for slightly different play.
None of the provided screenshots really show what gameplay looks like. Have some cartoon tits, though!
Slot and Dragons : Too Random, But Definitely Enjoyable
Slot and Dragons is a Puzzle Quest kinda deal. Objects appear in lines at random, and it’s your job to make something of them in order to fight your enemies. This game reminds me of Battle Slots , another fantasy-themed slot machine quasi-RPG thing made by a company from my home state.
Galaxy Storm : It’s Just Galaxian
Oh hey, it’s Galaxian . You know, the precursor to the more famous Galaga .
Guest article by Erik Harmon.
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Platform: IOS (iPad only)
Price: $0.99 USD
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/orions-gold/id810223575?ls=1&mt=8
In the interest of disclosure: this review was (minimally) compensated. I was supplied with a promo code so that I could review this game. I assure you I did not sell myself out for 99 cents of swag. Now, on to the review.
A familiar apparition…
Birdy Tap : Flappy Bird is Trash; Get Over It
Yes, I’m reviewing another one of these.
Why does Birdy Tap exist? The recent trend of Flappy Bird imitations is irritating but understandable. I know what it’s like to do something solely for money (see this article). The author even admits that Birdy Tap is an attempt to fill the gap left by people’s lust for that endlessly popular corridor runner game.
I played the PC version for this review.
South Park: The Stick of Truth
South Park can be funny, but it has its faults. The jokes are unrepentantly juvenile and often predictable. The “lesson” of each episode is obviously drawn upon whatever political beliefs Parker and Stone want to display that particular week. Strawmen abound.
Bridge ME – Casual, but Playable
Bridge ME is a casual one-button game in which the player holds down that one button to build a stack of blocks to cross pits that appear them. The idea is to build them neither too long or too short, lest your character fall into a pit. If your eyes function on even a basic level, you’ll have no trouble with Bridge ME except for the bonus stages which appear every seventh pit. It does increase in difficulty as you progress but only the bonus stages present any serious challenge.
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